Ilja Rautsi

Ilja Rautsi

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Ilja Rautsi

Фильмы

Память воды
Writer
В этой антиутопической литературной адаптации отважная молодая женщина борется за пресную воду в Скандинавском союзе, области, которая высохла из-за экологической катастрофы и репрессивного военного правительства.
Скрежет
Story
Девушка-подросток занимается гимнастикой, всячески пытается угодить матери и достичь высот в спорте. Однажды она находит брошенное, как она думала, птичье яйцо и решает не дать ему погибнуть. Находка достигает невероятных размеров, и вскоре из яйца вылупляется неведомая зверушка. Теперь всему семейству придется несладко.
Скрежет
Writer
Девушка-подросток занимается гимнастикой, всячески пытается угодить матери и достичь высот в спорте. Однажды она находит брошенное, как она думала, птичье яйцо и решает не дать ему погибнуть. Находка достигает невероятных размеров, и вскоре из яйца вылупляется неведомая зверушка. Теперь всему семейству придется несладко.
Night of the Living Dicks
Writer
A woman who has had enough of anonymous dick pics finds eyeglasses that give her the ability to see which men are the real dicks – but the dicks can also see her.
Night of the Living Dicks
Director
A woman who has had enough of anonymous dick pics finds eyeglasses that give her the ability to see which men are the real dicks – but the dicks can also see her.
Fucking with Nobody
Vampira-tapahtuman vieras
Hanna teams up with her sister and counterculture friends to create a parody romance on Instagram between herself and young actor Ekku. Hanna starts living a crowd-pleasing love story for the public, only to find herself tangled up in the unresolved past with her “you were never my boyfriend” friend Lasse, who also happens to be the real-life co-writer and cinematographer of Fucking with Nobody. Fiction and auto-fiction crash and melt into each other, as writer-director Hannaleena Hauru plays the lead role of an ever-single film director Hanna.
Metatitanic
3. luokan bilettäjä
A no-budget metafilm filled with pop cultural references, Metatitanic deconstructs the performative essence of romantic love.
Helsinki Mansplaining Massacre
Director
One woman’s desperate struggle to survive a horde of men with frail egos, who just want to explain everything to her. But the biggest horror may be closer to her than she thinks.
Helsinki Mansplaining Massacre
Writer
One woman’s desperate struggle to survive a horde of men with frail egos, who just want to explain everything to her. But the biggest horror may be closer to her than she thinks.
Thick Lashes of Lauri Mäntyvaara
Sammalhirviö
There's this hot ice-hockey guy called Lauri Mäntyvaara. Satu promises she'll do her best, so that her best friend Heidi will get him. You'd think that the picturesque Finnish Archipelago would be the perfect place to discover your first love (and get rid of your virginity), but it will not be easy, if a cynical protein-shake-slurping ice hockey team thinks the target of your desire should focus only on the European Championship, and the only places you can escape to are the pretentious summer wedding parties - or bitter divorce parties.
Only Pussies Screw
Screenplay
Make is 11 but wants to be a teen or better yet, an adult - anything but a child. Instead he's forced to look after his little brother Konsta.
Rehtori
Editor
Sari is a high school principal with high standards but no idea of what to do with them. In the teachers' lounge her nitpicky style hasn't won her popularity. When Sari hears that the teachers are organizing a get-together and she's not invented, she decides to act: get an invitation and win everyone's hearts. There is nothing standing in the way of her and popularity - except one broken mug.
Spandex Sapiens
Editor
Lonely son of a Canadian preacher man Michael builds the first professional wrestling company in faraway Finland. Young transsexual wrestler Jessica infiltrates into the company contesting Michael both physically and ideologically. Anger and frustration get to Michael who is now 40 years old still looking for companion. He is looking for love, but first must learn not to hate. As Michael finds true love online he redefines his values, and reinvents himself as a wrestler in love.
Spandex Sapiens
Co-Writer
Lonely son of a Canadian preacher man Michael builds the first professional wrestling company in faraway Finland. Young transsexual wrestler Jessica infiltrates into the company contesting Michael both physically and ideologically. Anger and frustration get to Michael who is now 40 years old still looking for companion. He is looking for love, but first must learn not to hate. As Michael finds true love online he redefines his values, and reinvents himself as a wrestler in love.
Mercy All the Way
A group of women working in an unemployment office in a small Finnish town have started to give out sex to outcast young men in order to prevent future school shootings in Finland. Mirja (35) tries to hide, that after spending a night with unemployed Marko (23), she has fallen in love. Saving Finland is at stake.
Fleak
Writer
When 12-year-old Lauri tries too hard to get his older siblings’ attention he falls badly and loses his ability to walk. Now Lauri is stuck at home, lonelier than he ever was. Just then a helpful furry creature from another dimension appears and takes him on a fantasy adventure. In the other dimension Lauri trades his shadow for being able to walk again, but the shadow becomes a goofy, all-eating monster who follows Lauri back to his world. To beat the monster Lauri needs to team up with his siblings and give up his ability to walk. However, Lauri is now determined to learn to walk again and he has his siblings beside him - and that’s what really matters.
Heavy Trip: Harder, Faster, Louder
Writer
Impaled Rektum, the weirdest heavy metal band in the world, is in a Norwegian prison. They hear that the reindeer slaughterhouse run by their guitarist’s parents is about to go bankrupt and they decide to escape. In order not to lose PrisonAdvisor points, the prison warden sends a gun-crazy bounty hunter to catch the band and get them back in any condition. A notorious, German, heavy music manager promises to make the band enough money to save the slaughterhouse if they let him take them to Wacken, the biggest heavy metal festival in Europe, taking place in Northern Germany. Impaled Rektum starts its crazy journey towards Germany, followed by the bounty hunter, police, a bunch of old German metalheads, and their scheming manager.
Punaista lunta
Writer
There's nothing worse than loneliness during Christmas - except your own family.
Punaista lunta
Director
There's nothing worse than loneliness during Christmas - except your own family.
Täyttä hepreaa
Writer
Nissim wants to mend his relationship with his son and won't let small obstacles like his own death stand in his way.
Nightborn
Writer
A couple’s dream of a perfect child spirals into a nightmare as soon as the baby is born. The mother Saga thinks there’s something seriously wrong with the child, who drains her of all energy and sucks blood from her breasts. While their marriage strains, Saga’s husband Juuso tries to pretend he doesn’t see the problems, and Saga lets herself start hating the monster she gave birth to. Maybe the only way out is to become a monster herself.
Snot and Splash
Writer
Ordinary winter holiday turns into an adventure when trash starts to rain from the sky and all the holes in the city disappear. Snot and Splash solve the mystery, and at the same time save the world from being sucked into a black hole.