Zach
Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.
Helicopter Reporter
Quando uma forte tempestade coincide com o alto mar, ela desencadeia uma onda colossal de maré, que viaja impiedosamente pela costa leste da Inglaterra e para o estuário do Tâmisa. Não é uma questão de se, mas de quando Londres inundará.
Credit Natal Honcho
Como um mercenário, John Seeger tem uma reputação que o precede. E é por isso que ele está sendo chantageado para realizar um trabalho arriscado: ajudar ao filho de um rico comerciante de armas a fugir de uma prisão sul-Africana. Com seus amigos tomados como refém, Seeger concorda em fazer o trabalho, mas descobre tarde demais que ele foi traído. Não gostando de ser passado como tolo, Seeger cria um plano para se vingar.
Glen Rand
Nat drives on the interstate with his two young daughters in the back seats, when a car drives by and an unknown guy shoots one of his daughters dead for no reason. Nat's life is shattered. He becomes obsessed with finding the killers, assaults two men, kills one, goes to jail, is left by his wife, grows old estranged from his other daughter. We see the action first through Nat's eyes, then via Brautigan, the cop in charge of the investigation, and finally from the perspective of the remaining daughter Margo. The deconstructed narrative echoes the chaos within Nat and emphasizes the fact that the characters are out of tune with one another, which is the meaning of the original title.
Writer
Three hopeless hoodlums arrive at a gallery to steal a valuable painting.
Hendry
Three hopeless hoodlums arrive at a gallery to steal a valuable painting.
