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Отбивные (2003)

Two aging friends battle for the affections of one's maid.

Жанр : комедия, драма

Время выполнения : 1Ч 26М

Директор : Bertrand Blier
Писатель : Bertrand Blier

Краткое содержание

Однажды вечером провидение сталкивает двух странноватых старых холостяков. Решив вместе поужинать, они выясняют, что имеют много общего, а их взгляды на жизнь и даже привычки разительно похожи. Однако они все ещё подвластны женским чарам и оба влюблены в своих домработниц. Но самое забавное происходит после, когда выясняется, что на них работает одна и та же женщина. И с этого момента начинаются самые необыкновенные и рискованные приключения двух главных героев...

Актеры

Philippe Noiret
Philippe Noiret
Léonce
Michel Bouquet
Michel Bouquet
le Vieux
Farida Rahouadj
Farida Rahouadj
Nacifa
Catherine Hiegel
Catherine Hiegel
la Mort
Hammou Graïa
Hammou Graïa
L'Arabe
Jérôme Hardelay
Jérôme Hardelay
Xavier
Axelle Abbadie
Axelle Abbadie
Bénédicte
Anne Suarez
Anne Suarez
Agathe

Экипажи

Bertrand Blier
Bertrand Blier
Director
Bertrand Blier
Bertrand Blier
Screenplay
Bertrand Blier
Bertrand Blier
Theatre Play
Hugues Le Bars
Hugues Le Bars
Original Music Composer
François Catonné
François Catonné
Director of Photography
Luc Besson
Luc Besson
Producer
René Cleitman
René Cleitman
Producer

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