Cretinetti s'incarica del trasloco (1911)
Жанр : комедия
Время выполнения : 8М
Краткое содержание
Moving Cretinetti style: a tornado of furniture.
Переезжая в старинный особняк, никто даже не подозревал, что большой дом скрывает «маленькие» тайны. Садовые гномы, живущие тут, веками защищали наш мир от злобных троггов. У людей не останется выбора — они должны будут присоединиться к великой битве…
С виду Эд Гейн кажется вполне заурядным фермером. Соседи считают его добродушным и застенчивым человеком. Но на самом деле у Эда очень специфические интересы. Гробокопательство. Покойники. Засушенные головы. Людоедство. «Чудесный мир» женской анатомии. Настоящие убийства. Вооружившись мясным ножом и анатомическим атласом, Эд изготавливает из женских тел предметы домашнего обихода. Особенно он гордится «кожаным» костюмом, надеваемым по особым случаям, например в полнолуние. А если духу его покойной матери, воспитавшей сына в традициях строгой морали, не нравится поведение сексуальной барменши Мэри и высокомерной лавочницы Колетт, из них можно приготовить вкусный обед.
Мэри и Ники - лучшие друзья, и они хотят всегда быть вместе. А для этого им необходимо поженить своих одиноких родителей. Однако, у мамы Ники, Шэрон, совсем другие планы - она собирается переехать в Нью-Йорк. Но планы могут измениться, ведь романтическая ловушка для одинокой мамы и холостого папы уже расставлена предприимчивыми детьми...
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Компания ребят самовольно устраивает ночную вечеринку в большом магазине, принадлежащем отцу одного из них. Полумрак магазина располагает к разным страшным шуточкам, которыми парни пугают своих подружек. Но, оказывается, что там был еще кто-то, кто хочет напугать их всех по-настоящему…
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Две девушки влюбились и готовы вырвать друг другу волосы за внимание Кретинетти. Кому достанется красавчик Кретинетти? Это решит дуэль эмансипированных девиц!
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