Dimension is a short film written and directed by Lars von Trier, released in 2010. The film was shot in three-minute segments over several years. The original intention was to continue production for a period of 30 years for a final release in 2024. However, von Trier lost interest in the project and it was shelved in the late 1990s. The short film consists of the completed footage at the time the film was abandoned.
Self (archive footage)
Self (archive footage)
Легендарный фотограф Уильям Кляйн разработал эту увлекательную книгу о модной фотографии с подборкой изображений на протяжении всей своей карьеры, в том числе материалов из своих фильмов. Хотя Кляйн претендует на корни в таких разных областях, как живопись, уличная фотография, таблоиды и фильмы "Би", его модные работы известны с пятидесятых и шестидесятых годов и были неизменными в его карьере.
Self / Colonel Harris
Documentary about the making of Lars von Trier's 1991 film.
Lemmy Caution
Сразу после падения Берлинской стены Лемми бесцельно блуждает по городу. Фильм - часть повествования и часть документального очерка о немецкой истории и политике.
Colonel Harris
В 1945 году молодой немец Леопольд Кесслер считал, что война закончилась, и приехал из Америки в оккупированную союзниками Германию с самыми лучшими намерениями. Он устроился работать проводником в железнодорожной компании и думал, что теперь жизнь пойдет как по рельсам…
Mr. Hardayle
Lemmy Caution
The owner of Black Angel is shot by Mamba, a killer in the pay of the Chinese mafia. The victim's daughter, who witnessed the murder and knows she is threatened, refuses to collaborate with the police and prefers to call on an old friend of her father's, Lemmy Caution, but is this man, who lives on an island paradise, still old enough to play the vigilante?
Old Gangster
Alex is a Finnish taxi driver in Berlin. One evening pits two men feel comfortable in his taxi with a briefcase full of money, but unfortunately for Alex's money stolen and a group of gangsters are at the nape of the two. Soon it comes to shooting, and when the two men being killed, is good advice costly for the beleaguered driver. "Helsinki Napoli All Night Long" is Mika Kaurismäki's first major European production. The film features a host of famous names in the cast: The legendary film director Samuel Fuller (The Big Red One), actor Eddie Constantine (Alphaville, Europe), cult directors Wim Wenders (Paris, Texas) and Jim Jarmusch (Dead Man).
Alojz
A parody of Frankensteinian stories. It is a story of a little boy, an orphan who arrives at the Castle of Count Frankenstein - a world inhabited by mysterious and sometimes a bit ridiculous scary creatures. Although each one of them is different, they all share one thing: they feel lonely and they are desperate for a little love and affection.
Lemmy Caution
When Italian Vincenzo comes to Norway to open a restaurant, Norwegian drinking habits and alcohol politics are seen with southern European eyes. Vincenzo dies trying, and his brother seeks revenge.
Charlie Davis
In a situation of political crisis, an immobilist group prepares to carry out a coup d'état by assassinating the president of the government, for which an American mercenary is hired.
Boy Pappa
The actual life and the fiction created by a successful pulp author begin to blend together.
Leo, a young filmmaker, quarrels with the screenplay author about the explosive plot, has problems with his girlfriend Katrin, and to top it all, the department of education doesn't want to subsidize his film although the television people are interested in it. In other words, a lot of problems for Leo. An influential politician who thinks he has recognized himself in the film story is responsible for it all.
Lemmy Caution
Martin Powolny, a down and out actor, calls himself Tiger. He lives in a tree house and practices his characteristic yell. An offer to make a film and an air-travel ticket entice him into the big city of Vienna. The director hopes he can finance the film if Tiger plays the leading role. There is no screen story as yet. Running away from a mean nightclub owner, Tiger is hit by an automobile and lands in a hospital.
Sammy
The story of Nino, a street boy from Naples, and his friend Matumba, a boy from New York who wants to emigrate to Naples.
Eddie
A woman is being taken from her German hotel to be interrogated by police agents.
Harry
Beppo Bourbon
A thriller-comedy by Torsten Emrich.
Gregori Ustinov
Herbie Melbourne is a poor schlemiel who is inadvertently caught between the Devil and the deep blue sea in this German farce about a cab driver assigned to bring a "comrade" back to the East German side of the Berlin wall, a passenger who is dead to the world, permanently, when he arrives. Herbie the cabbie is recruited by the KGB and East German Intelligence to help them discover who murdered the man in his back seat. After arriving on the West German side of the divide, Herbie is then recruited by the CIA and West German Intelligence to become a counterspy, for double what the other side is paying him. As Herbie seems to have no viable way out of this mess, he goes to a therapist for help. Reaching into her bag of tricks, she gives Herbie a small bottle he can sniff when in need of self-confidence, an act guaranteed to put him on top of any situation. Now Herbie is a cabbie, a KGB agent, a CIA agent, and a bottle sniffer -- and he is falling in love with his gorgeous therapist.
Er (He)
Eddie
Aging film star Eddie Constantine travels through Germany.
Showagent
Säulenheiliger
FREAK ORLANDO is divided into five more-or-less distinct sections, all featuring "Freak" Orlando, a woman, played by the late Magdalena Montezuma, who appears in various guises, and deformities, throughout.
A Berlin woman in her early thirties is trying to handle her psychological problems and childhood trauma with the help of her psychiatrist. She is ashamed and overwhelmed by her masochistic sex fantasies.
Charlie
Преуспевающий криминальный босс Гарольд Шенд близок к заключению крупной сделки, но все рушит цепь загадочных смертей его подопечных.
Lemmy Caution
The musician Udo Lindenberg (played by himself) is kidnapped during the party after a concert. Nobody realises this until the next day, when he doesn't show up in time for a rehearsal. Since the police believes this is only a promotion gag, private eye Kuhlmann (also played by Udo Lindenberg) has to be hired to find him in time.
Laroux
When designer Robert Meering returns from vacation, he discovers the company he worked for unexpectedly went bankrupt so he decides to visit his old boss. His former employer Banninger liquidated the company and claims that all designs of Robert are his. When Robert's Porsche gets stolen by two thieves, he manages to track them down. When they tell him about 40 Porsche's in a dealer shop garage owned by Banninger things change and suddenly get very interesting.
Poignard
A guy having sex with a woman on a rooftop – just to get her coffee-machine.
am Künstlertisch
A sartorially resplendent woman of few words arrives in Berlin with plans to live out the rest of her days as a drunkard.
P. J. Lurz
Отражающая бытие некой террористической организации, эта «комедия в шести частях об общественных играх, полная напряжения, возбуждения и логики, жестокости и безумия…» посвящена знаменитой Фракции Красной Армии (RAF), наводившей ужас на Германию своими кровавыми акциями, не щадившими даже случайных граждан.
Пик активности RAF относится к первой половине 70-х, когда группой руководили Андреас Баадер и Ульрика Майнхоф. Несмотря на то, что имена и обстоятельства в фильме изменены, Фассбиндеру удается глубоко погрузиться в сложные взаимоотношения внутри организации, показать сплетенность личных и общественных мотиваций ее членов, а заодно увидеть и внутреннюю фашизоидность окружения — законопослушных обывателей.
Объявления же на стенах туалетов (используемые как эпиграфы между частями) символизируют всеобщую нехватку сексуального удовлетворения — без которого, по Фассбиндеру, всякая революция обречена на провал.
Vater
Dr. Forrest
An epidemic of mutant monster babies sweeps America.
Cop
A private detective takes on a strange case.
Docteur Goldberg
In 1977 France, the Ministry of the Future chooses two “normal,” white, middle-class citizens, Claudine and Jean-Michel, for a national experiment. They will be monitored and displayed on television for six months in a model apartment outfitted with state-of-the-art products and nonstop surveillance—the template for “a new city for the new man".
Priest
A nurse arrives at a small town to discover that the blood supply at the hospital is being raided by a small group of vampires.
Capt. Becaud
Самолет компании «Эр Франс», на борту которого находилось более 100 израильских пассажиров, захватили палестинские террористы. Посадив самолет в аэропорту Уганды, террористы начали диктовать свои требования.
Но правительство Израиля не пошло на переговоры. Вместо парламентеров, в Уганду на освобождение заложников отправился отряд спецназа…
Frank Cabot
An aging gossip columnist, tired of the social life of the Roman Dolce-vita set, goes to New York with hopes of a literary career. He marries a nurse, but succumbs to his former mistress.
Eddie
Bernardette is feeling bored in a country house. She decides to send weekend invitations to a lot of people.
Bill Silkstocking
Eddie
Автобиографичное размышление о внезапных взаимодействиях и всё изменяющих связях, из которых состоит процесс создания фильма. Лента отчасти основана на впечатлениях от съемки «Уайти». Камера следит за съемочной группой и актерами, которые беспокойно шляются по роскошному испанскому отелю, ссорятся, пьют, занимаются любовью и «играют мускулами» в ожидании главной «звезды», денег на съемку и самого режиссера, который вернет их к творческой жизни. Что это за религия, которая связывает столь разных людей на время киносъемок? А может быть это всего лишь святая блудница, скрывающаяся под маской кинобожества?
Party Guest
In this comedy, Iris Berben plays a mysterious, supernaturally beautiful girl from another planet, who confuses and flusters the men on earth, where she has landed. The men follow her wherever she goes. Marquard Bohm is no exception here - he leaves his wife in a lurch and travels with the Supergirl to Spain. The girl doesn't tell much about herself; she reports, though, about an impending threat from outer space.
Professor
A biochemistry professor finds an old manuscript with structure and formula of immortality drug.
Boss
Malatesta
Enrico Malatesta (Eddie Constantine) leads a group of Latvian dissidents in the siege of Sidney Street. Chief of police Winston Churchill organizes against the anarchist who threaten to disturb the peace to make their demands known to the British aristocracy. Authorities break up the volatile gang and Malatesta is deported to Italy. Constantine gives a sympathetic portrayal of the agitator that organizes the revolt that shocked the Edwardian sensibilities of London in this historical drama.
Eddie
Three actors in Hollywood live and love together. A director comes from New York to make a movie about actors and Hollywood.
Self
Ric
A gang of young tugs led by Frankie, opens a nightclub just in front of a gangster's hideout. Morelli is his name and he prepares the stealing of the century.
Al Pereira
Al Pereira, a wise-cracking superspy, investigates a series of assassinations being performed by ruthless killers with bronze skin and horn-rimmed glasses. The trail of these mindless automata leads him to the lair of a seductive villainess who has formulated a computer-powered plot to overthrow the governments of Europe. 'Cartes sur table' is at once an homage to classical Hollywood thrillers and a playful riff on the newly-popular James Bond films.
Dan Leyton
Ms. Pendleton is the commander-in-chief of a women's training camp for western spies, recently established in Turkey. CIA agent Leyton receives a mission, to discover and destroy an enemy group operating in the vicinities of that residence. He will manage, with the help, and sometimes extra zeal, of a team of young women recruits.
Nick Carter
A secret agent uncovers four atomic rockets with a lethal gas warhead which have been stolen from a secret factory, and a dastardly plot.
Rudy Hamberg
A couple of hit men set out to kill an old friend.
Lemmy Caution
Альфавиль — тоталитарное общество, находящееся в миллионах световых лет от нашей планеты и управляемое электронным Альфа-мозгом. Создал его сбежавший с Земли профессор Носферату, скрывающийся здесь под именем фон Браун.
На Земле опасаются инопланетного вторжения, поэтому частный детектив Лемми Кошен получает задание — вернуть назад или убить профессора. Прибыв на место, Лемми влюбляется в его дочь Наташу…
Mike Warner
A famous American secret service agent tries to rescue a German 17-year-old prodigy scientist who has been captured by the Russians.
Jeff Gordon
Lucky Jo
Lucky Jo and his three friends are little criminals, who try to live from small burglaries. But they never have luck - ever so often something inpredictable happens to Jo and gets one of them arrested. While Jo is in prison once again, they decide they'd better do without him in future. He decides to help them secretly...and unfortunately.
Jeff Gordon
Nick Carter
Didier Formenter, the French scientist, has just put the final touch on an invention that will be able to destroy to destroy any sort of flying apparatus. An international crime gang is very interested in stealing this equipement to sell it to the higher bidder of lawless nations. Menaced, the scientist, who was friends with Nick Carter's father, calls Nick for help. At Nice airport, Nick Carter escapes death, but that night he is unable to stop Formenter's murder. He suspects Bruno, Formenter's adoptive son, and Tonio, the owner of a bar near Formentier's home. Bruno is actually after Formenter's heritage, and for that he tries to kill Catherine, Formentier's granddaughter. Therefore, Nick Carter finds himself against more than a gang, but he will uncover the plots, in time to break every gangster apart.
Jeff Gordon
Jeff Gordon, FBI agent, infiltrates a gang and finds himself in the midst of a gang war.
Eddie
The brother of a delinquent schoolboy falls in love with his teacher and intrigues to make him reciprocate her love, and succeeds.
Lemmy Caution
In this French espionage thriller, Eddie again plays the role that made him a star, Lemmy Caution. Lots of two fisted action.
Bobby Carao
An FBI agent works to arrest David Griffin, a murderous drug trafficker, and protect Juliette, the beautiful widow of Griffin's late partner.
Eddie Ross
A writer stumbles into a job as a mob enforcer.
Friend of Pin-Up Girl (uncredited)
Люсьен и Дюбуа вместе с женами уезжают в отпуск на море в Дювиль. Но сразу же начинаются неприятности: арендуемая вилла совсем разрушена, их багаж, отправленный поездом теряется, на море они встречают патрона Люсьена и постоянно под ногами путается один суетливый отдыхающий…
Friend of Pin-Up Girl
Люсьен и Дюбуа вместе с женами уезжают в отпуск на море в Дювиль. Но сразу же начинаются неприятности: арендуемая вилла совсем разрушена, их багаж, отправленный поездом теряется, на море они встречают патрона Люсьена и постоянно под ногами путается один суетливый отдыхающий…
Eddie
Usually cast as secret agent/private eye Lemmy Caution, Eddie Constantine plays "Eddie" in The Empire of Night. This time, Constantine is a cabaret singer at odds with a criminal gang. When the villains try to take over every nightclub in town for their own nefarious purposes, Eddie sings a new tune with his fists. The story takes several unexpected turns, but Constantine remains in charge throughout.
Charlie
napoléon Dubois dit Naps
A man inherits an old house in a very bad condition. With the help of a young mechanic, he begins to renovate this house.
L'Arroseur / Actor in Silent Film
Начинающая певица Флоранс обеспокоена своим здоровьем и, в ожидании результатов медицинского теста, она идёт к гадалке. Карты Таро показывают смерть, и, хотя гадалка пытается это скрыть, Клео окончательно теряет душевный покой. Не находя ни понимания, ни сочувствия своим тревогам, охваченная смятением, Клео не может оставаться дома и выходит на улицу. Она заходит в кафе, встречается с подругой, бродит по городу и знакомится с молодым мужчиной, который, гуляя по парку, прощается с мирной жизнью - он солдат и ему предстоит отъезд в Алжир, где идёт война...
Lemmy Caution
A famous FBI agent's vacation is interrupted by murder. His investigation leads him on the trail of three women of the local upper middle class.
Self
Jean-Luc Godard's short segment made for “Les sept péchés capitaux”.
Self (segment "La paresse")
Каждый из семи режиссеров рассказывает об одном из смертных грехов в своей отдельной новелле. «Гнев» перерастает в ядерную войну. В «Лени» кинозвезда платит деньги, чтобы ему завязывали шнурки. В «Ненасытности», семейство едет на похороны родственника, чтобы хорошо поесть и так далее…
Felice Esposito
Lemmy Caution has been assigned by Interpol to work as a double agent. Little does he know how many spies are on to this deception and how dangerous his assignment has become.
Eddie MacAvoy
Eddie Constantine stars as a reporter mixed up in the spy world in this routine espionage actioner by first-time director Pierre Grasset. After taking some illicit photos for a new story he is working on, Eddie (Constantine) is coerced into doing a job for the French Secret Service. There is a mole in the French missile sites who is passing on classified information, and Eddie is enlisted as bait to draw the culprit -- or culprits -- out. Along the way, he finds himself running for his life, fighting, and romancing until the final denouement.
L'arroseur
A subtitle warns, "beware of dark sunglasses." Anna and her lover, whose looks in bowler and bow tie are reminiscent of a young Buster Keaton, kiss chastely on a bridge overlooking the Seine. He dons sunglasses and waves as she runs down a stairway to the river's edge, then watches in horror as she's knocked flat and loaded into the back of a hearse. In vain, he gives chase. Disconsolate, he buys a large funeral wreath and a handkerchief from sympathetic vendors. He removes the glasses to wipe his eyes and realizes they are the cause of all his woe. He replays the farewell without the glasses.
John Lewis / John Jarvis
FBI agent John Lewis travels in Europe, from Paris to Lisbon, trying to locate a disappeared fellow secret-agent, Mark Lemoine. Soon he has trouble with a violant gang, and is involved with a young French reporter, Michèle Laurent. Finally, the chief of the Secret Service tells Lewis that Lemoine never existed. Instead of ending his mission there, the real trouble starts.
Patrick
Eddie (uncredited)
A womanizing pilot who is asked by a friend to intervene in one of the friend's romantic tangles. The pilot is quite willing to help out but then a confusion about the woman who is the target of the intervention causes a series of unexpected circumstances.
Lemmy Caution
American FBI agent Lemmy Caution arrives in France to track down a dangerous spy.
Kapitän Eddie Cronen
In Monte Carlo, a captain tries to raise the money to pay his crew at the gaming table, and meets and falls in love with a Queen.
Mark
A flying boat has to ditch off an island in the Pacific. Along with the injured owner-pilot the passengers include a policeman and his smuggler prisoner, a slimey limey witness against him, a physicist, and a globe-hopping good-time girl. On the island they find a fleet of derelict ships, farm animals tethered, and cameras in a lead-lined bunker and a stark realisation soon dawns.
Larry Brennan
After World War II, an ex-spy returns to Germany to search for a cache of jewels he hid in a Czechoslovakian convent.
Interpol Agent Williams
Vicky de Berlin, a female gangster, haunted by wartime memories , runs a floating night-club in Brussel. Marcel, her partner and lover, is in charge of the banknotes forgery manufacture concealed in the bottom of the boat. He decides to rob the Bank of Belgium and exchange a huge sum of counterfeit money for its equivalent in genuine one. But things get complicated when Yoko, the she leader of another gang and her lover The Bug interfere...
Johnny McVey
British melodrama about a cabbie befriending a girl caught up in the white slave trade.
Eddie Petersen
Robert 'Bob' Stanley
Bob Stanley was an American secret agent during World War II in France. After the war Stanley returns to France as a consul. In reality, he works for the FBI, to roll up the organization that manufactures fake U.S. dollars. A violent confrontation is insurmountable.
Burt Brickford
Eddie F. Morgan, aventurier et bluffeur
A con man comes into possession of an oil well.
Fred Barker
Bob Wellington
A GI on furlough attends a Folies-Bergères show. He falls in love with a dancer, Claudie, the star of the theater.
Howard l'homme attendant Marlène au bar (uncredited)
At Christmastime, the love affairs of five clothing models working for Pierre Roussel, a renowned Paris fashion designer. Marlène hesitates between two suitors. Blanche, who loves Jean, Roussel's son, wants him to talk to his father about their relationship. Catherine learns that her lover has a wife and two kids. Jeannette throws herself into the arms of an Oriental prince. In despair the fifth one attempts to commit suicide...
Jim Esposito
"Thieves We Are" - In flashback, the audience learns why 104-year-old Amedee steals the watch belonging to the town mayor. The story develops into a history of the watch-thievery business, told in anecdotal fashion.
Lemmy Caution
A group of bandits conspire to kidnap a scientist who can help them manufacture diamonds.Unbeknownst to them , the FBI is already on their case.
Barney Morgan
Johnny Jordan
During the 1950s, in Portuguese Mozambique, small-time American hustler, ex-soldier, ex-boxer and adventurer Johnny Jordan is looking for a new gig. His opportunity comes in the form of a local shipping tycoon and importer Moreno who offers Johnny a job after Johnny saves Moreno from an armed mugger on the waterfront.
Larry Blake
Larry Blake is an American airline pilot who loves women and ... trouble! Wherever he goes troubles indeed follow, like this time in Paris. On vacation in the French capital, the happy American decides to discover Paris by Night. As of his first night out, he gets to know Michèle Marley, a beautiful entertainer, and looks forward to a wonderful night of pleasure. But things do not go according to plan. Indeed, Laurent, Michèle's partner is found dead and not only is Michèle accused of killing him but Larry is suspected of being her accomplice as well ...
Franco Cesari
Three jailbirds - a surgeon, a robber and a wrongly convicted man must adjust to their lives once released from prison.
Lemmy Caution
Lemmy Caution is on the trail of a women who may or may not be mixed up in a blackmail scheme.
Lemmy Caution
On the run from international police, Special Agent Lemmy Caution arrives in the South of France and soon becomes embroiled in a scheme with the infamous gangster Siegella. Whilst seeming to co-operate with the underworld boss, Lemmy is secretly acting for the FBI, and intends using Miranda Van Zelden, a wealthy heiress, as bait to trap a gang of crooks and put an end to Siegella's exploits...
Lemmy Caution
FBI Agent Lemmy Caution is sent after a missing two million in Casablanca while mob boss mistress Carlotta plays both sides of the law.
Nick
Three tales of life on the Nile River reveal love and vengeance, religion and deception. Each atmospheric vignette offers an eye-opening take on the culture, attitudes and religion of the Middle East. First, a knife thrower's affair threatens his mistress. Then, the plague tests a band of pilgrims journeying to Mecca. Finally, two con men learn a lesson at a Coptic church.