Colonnello
Sara and Samuele are two simple guys who take care of a community of elderly people. One day Samuele discovers that one of these has bequeathed him four billion lire. All this money changes the life of Samuele who begins to neglect friends and girlfriend to attend more high-ranking environments, begins to make investments with alleged friends and in the end he loses everything. Suddenly he comes up with an idea to get the money back together with his real friends, but it won't be an easy task.
Dottore ospedale
A police inspector has to help an eccentric stranger who seems to have lost his memory.
1271 год. Несколько «рыцарей» различных сословий объединились в поездке в Грецию, чтобы вернуть Священный Саван Христа (Туринская плащаница) и передать его и в руки короля Франции.
Coming back from work by night, shy watchmaker Tommaso runs over a girl with his car, luckily without serious consequences. Next day he finds her waiting for him at his door. She asks him for help, as she can't remember anything prior to the incident.
il notaio
cavalier Tancredi Cafiero
Brigadiere Andronico
Bruno Marangoni, former center-forward of Rome, has fallen into disgrace due to a series of injuries, and now lives with gimmicks and small scams. At the height of despair he decides to commit suicide but is saved by the parish priest of a village, so he decides to move to the rectory
il pescivendolo
Lino lives in Turin with the family of his sister. He doesn't have a good job and never enough money. But in a day his life changes: he wins 1 billion dollars in a lottery and... everyone becomes a friend, the girl who he liked becomes his girlfriend and his sister begins to love him. He leaves Turin with his friend Parola and, in a Casino, he looses all money! But luck returns...
il manager di Bulldozer
Тадеус - хозяин гостиницы Гранд-отель «Эксельсиор». Отелю исполняется 50 лет. По этому поводу приезжает множество почетных гостей, среди которых влюбленная в Тадеуса посетительница. Она всячески пытается завоевать его сердце, но безуспешно. Она дважды пытается покончить с собой, но Тадеус каждый раз ее спасает. Когда же она собирается покинуть гостиницу, то он чуть не умирает от любви.
ricettatore
Undercover cop Nico Giraldi is once again transformed, now as a trucker in a criminal gang.
esibizionista
Andrea, a nice girl, move from Veneto (north of Italy) to Roma. She is employed as a nurse in a medical practice. She soon is involved in a never-ending game of misunderstanding, couples exchange, sexual seductions.
Col. Pizzafichi
"Occhio di lince"
matto n. 4/23
Primo arabo
Insegnante di dialetto palermitano (as Vincenzo Andronico)
A Texan travels to Rome to hire two police officers to impersonate a mobster's girlfriend and his most ruthless hitman.
Aristide, the commission chairman
Домохозяйка Валентина, недовольная своей малообразованностью, поступает на трехмесячные курсы в колледже, несмотря на возражения мужа Аристида, торгующего продуктами. Она поселяется в общежитии и сразу становится объектом повышенного вниманния для студентов и профессора Пьера Каппони. В то же время и Аристид, тоскующий по жене, неустанно пытается пробраться в колледж...
Ambrogio, il sindaco
Pittore
Generale Mangiafuoco
Colonel Anacleto Punch, military doctor, falls in love with the beautiful and sensual South African Dr. Eve Russell, specializing in transplants. Thinking that his manhood is not adequate for the beautiful colleague, decides to do a transplant with the unsuspecting nurse prawn, that with women has always been successful. But the end result will not be as anticipated.
Cavalier Galeazzo Gedeoni
A story about a singer/showgirl who poses as a nurse to recover some stolen paintings, which for some reason are hidden in a military insane asylum.
A moralistic judge declares war on pornography. His gay nephew, who lives with a transvestite, tries to save himself and also protect his friend Ana, a porn actress.
Boretti
A school bus with young children being kidnapped. Commissario Betti will solve the case. High action is promised, including hostage, bank robberies, car chases, prison scenes and mafia bosses!
Tarantini
Four bandits commit a robbery in a villa. The maid calls the police and Commissioner Carli immediately orders patrols to chase them.
italian movie
Hospital Clerk
Three medical students who are reluctant to hit the books and unwilling to work are much more enthusiastic about creating pranks and targeting a thriving confidential, female doctor.
Owner of the Den
This movie is an Emmanuelle film in name only. Carmen Villani does get naked often, and there is this guy who looks like he was in the :Monkeys: The film begins with Billy ( Roberto Cenci ) who rushes to the airport of Tunis , for the arrival of her friend Andrea ( Carmen Villani ), returning from Paris with her husband. But Billy's happiness is shattered when she learns quickly that it should host to his house, at the request of Andrea, Bobby ( Gianfranco D'Angelo ), in love with Andrea, and Dr. Censi ( Nadia Cassini ), a friend of Bobby, who tries in vain to cure him of his uncontrollable desire of women, but to no avail, even allowing himself to him, after having hypnotized. After realizing that Bobby was not the right man for her, Andrea finally falls in love Billy.
Zio di Anna
The strand that opposes the bourgeois morality of the solar facade freedom of sexual behavior is an additional coarse exemplary in this film where the most excessive declarations of honesty of a family hiding intrigues and debauchery. Father, mother and son are all entangled. Only daughter, Anna, seems to be out. "He studied and preserved virgin" is the recommendation that the father, truffle hardened, the repeats. But when she discovers her father with his secretary, starts for her, more than a drama, a confused search morbid. Approaches, waste, leaks, adventurous experiences until, almost by breaking it with an equivocal situation, ask an occasional companion to deprive her of her virginity, as a cumbersome burden. Then haughtily refuses the marriage with a young friend, that his father would want to impose "the good name of the family" and flees with the father of his friend, to a free tomorrow.
Felice
Старый Граф умирает и вся его семья очень взволнована кто же получит наследство. Начинается целая война между этой семейкой. Сестра Графа нанимает бывшего заключённого чтобы он совратил жену графа и тем самым скомпрометировал её. Но тут появляется незаконнорожденная дочка Графа Сьюзи и все интриги начинают идти не так как было запланировано. Кто получит наследство Графа?
Col. Scozzese
An inept sergeant is mistaken for a secret agent and charged with finding a spy, but he is so stupid he is demoted and becomes a corporal.
padre di famiglia
Franco is abandoned by his wife and daughter who wrongly accuse him of being a wimp. Besides he's bossed around and sexually harassed at work. He decides to take justice into his own hands and get rough with the world. He soon gets his family's respect back.
Mancuso
When a rich uncle dies, giving him a great inheritance, Franco will clash with other grandchildren and lawyers.
Osvaldo, il dottore
A poker player on a losing streak meets a beautiful young woman. He's attracted to her, but she appears to be perfectly content with her boyfriend, a somewhat wussy writer. The gambler gets the idea that if he can get this woman into bed, it will change his luck at the gambling tables.
Commissario Pappacoda
Petralia, a Neapolitan policeman casually makes friends with Maria, a girl engaged in the smuggling of cigarettes and belonging to the family of Ferdinando Il Barone.
Detenuto
A man who has tried to kill his unfaithful wife goes to prison, escapes, ends up in a convent, teaches the nuns to make cookies, captured again and before going back to prison tries to take his long awaited revenge again. Does he eventually succeed in killing his wife?
Alberto
A ruthless Interpol agent goes after the man who killed his wife in Stelvio Massi's crime thriller. A gutsy robber named Marseilles pulls off a tricky heist, but he's no match for agent Ravelli, a maverick who can't control his bloodlust. And this time, it's personal: Years earlier, the daring thief murdered the operative's wife in cold blood.
l'autista
A young man is temporarily home from a Seminary, but eventually falls in love with his father's young new wife.
tenente
A satire of army life in which a tough army sergeant who loves opera clashes with his soldiers who love rock music and have formed a band.
il maestro Lho-con-tè
The Sicilian Franco is a sort of imitation of Bruce Lee that Don Vito, a Chinese expelled from his country because he smuggled rice from Palermo to Beijing, tries to train in the art of kung-fu with disastrous results.
The notary
Погиб муж семейства. Чтобы наследство досталось родственникам, его жена (теперь вдова) в течении года не должна родить ребёнка. Её усиленно охраняют, но в дом залез вор...
Berger
Franco and Ciccio, two journalists, are sent to Amsterdam to investigate a mysterious murder. After having managed to infiltrate the libertine circles of the city, the two take a compromising photo that will get them into trouble.
Carabiniere
A funk is believed to be a tough guy because of a magic bowler hat which gives him courage and strength.
Gervasio,
During the early Italian Renaissance and the Black Death epidemic, a group of young men and women, seeking refuge in a secluded villa just outside the city of Florence, shares different stories of adultery and forbidden love.
Maribel's Brother
Sartana and Trinity set out on a grudging relationship hell bent for gold and comic brawls. - East West DVD sleeve
Cavallini
The sons of a billionaire hijack an airplane because their father is against their love affair with two poor girls.
Hotel Manager
Неизвестный совершает убийства женщин. Единственный ключ к разгадке личности маньяка, его мотивов и связи между жертвами — медальоны в виде полумесяцев, которые он оставляет на бездыханных телах.
L'insegnante di teoria del pugilato
Two waiters who work in a restaurant, whose owner is a big boxing fan, pretend one of them is a boxer and the other his manager. The supposed boxer wins his first matches thanks to set ups organized by the other but when he beats a champion from another part of town, he is severely beaten up by his supporters.
Azzeccacarbugli
Franco and Ciccio are forced to abandon their sausage factory to reach the godfather of Franco: Nico Cavallaro. The two do not know that this is a smuggler of drugs and that you want to serve them to transport the goods.
avvocato di Pesenti
Архитектора Ванци поместили на время следствия в тюрьму. Его подозревают в том, что он сбил человека на пешеходном переходе. Попав в тюрьму, Ванци знакомится с её обитателями – матёрыми уголовниками, убийцами, сумасшедшими, жестокими надзирателями и крупным чиновником Сальваторе Роза, который сел, чтобы прикрыть махинации своих начальников. И здесь этот человек чувствует себя королем. По прошествии времени Ванци подсаживают в камеру к некоему Пезенти, на которого точит зуб крупная компания и ряд чиновников. Они готовы на всё ради того, чтобы этот человек замолчал, ибо он обладает неоспоримыми доказательствами их вины в гибели 1000 человек. Постепенно Ванци понимает, что он марионетка в невидимых и могущественных руках и что его используют для ликвидации последнего свидетеля этих злодеяний…
farmacista di S.Veronica Bassa
The love story between two youths born in rival villages is hindered by the other inhabitants.
Contadino
ladro veneto
Italian comedy
Sindaco
The manager of a football team wants to hire a coach. Luckily the team begin to win but on the eve of an important match the opposing team has their best scorer kidnapped. Will they win the match all the same?
Miguel Berrendero
To follow the beautiful Frida, Franco and Ciccio leave for Africa, where the adventurer Berrendero enlists them in a band of mercenaries. Franchi and Ingrassia in a daring parody of "Tarzan".
Un vigile
Two Sicilian shopowners who live in Rome pick up some beatnik hitchhikers and the group gate-crashes their seaside villa. In the meantime the two men's wives smell something fishy going on and go to the villa themselves. To make things worse the place is also invaded by three prison fugitives who terrorize the lot.
Don Mimì Nicastro
Italy's best loved comedy duo play rival priests in the neighboring towns of Roccapizzone and San Antonio. Did Franco crash his bike through Ciccio's new stained glass window on purpose or was he just in town for their mutual confession? Their main beef with each other concerns their opposing football teams and this feud takes up a great deal of the picture.
Avvocato
22-летний Вито Ювара, чтобы сделать карьеру в мафии, решил жениться. Его выбор пал на юную Франческу. Когда Вито сообщает ей о своем решении, гордая сицилианка, несмотря на то, что ей нравится Вито, отказывает ему, потому что не желает быть только красивой игрушкой в его жизни. Вито жестоко мстит девушке и ее семье, но и Франческа не остается в долгу: она подает в полицию заявление об изнасиловании. Но даже ее родители не верят, что член мафии может угодить в тюрьму…
A noble family assigns their younger son to the convent. The youngster has an affair with a novice, who becomes pregnant. The brothers, exasperated by his arrogance, denounce him to the Inquisition. As a punishment, the boy is walled up alive and released after fifty years. Due to a mysterious miracle, however, he remained as he is, just like the novice he impaled.
Cane Nero, uomo di Barbanera
Franco and Ciccio embark on a journey to find Pirate Flint's lost treasure, hunted by the fearsome Pirate Blackbeard.
Soldato
An Alsacian Baron massacres the family of a French Duke, and takes his lands and his title. Isabella, the Duke's baby child, escapes the massacre, is raised by gypsies, and comes back twenty years later to exact revenge.
Padre di Francesco
Franco Adami injures a condescending prostitute to photograph her, but escaped from guilt, causing her death by bleeding.
Membro del PCI
Francesco and Franco are brothers in law but, since their respective wives can't stand each other, are always arguing. When Francesco decides to run for Parliament, Franco is kidnapped by his opposing party and forced to run as well. The clashes between the two in-laws will continue in Parliament.
il falso cleptomane
Two fellows from Sicily go to America thinking that they will find gold . For their bad luck in California they meet the brave Zorro who is protecting the helpless people. They have to help him which is followed by a lot of adventures and funny moments.
The firefighter student Francesco Perricone and his cousin the brigadier Barrese fall in love both of the beautiful brunette Caramella and the barracks of Rome are transferred to the village of Sicily where the girl lives.
Gunther
Chad Stark is offered his life and a nice ammount of dollars if he is to bring back the runaway son of mexican land-owner Gutierrez . This son, Fidel, teams up with an outlaw band lead by a former military man going by the name The Major. When Stark finds Fidel he is reintroduced to an old acquaintance which makes his job of returning the son a lot more difficult.
Two inept crusaders almost sabotage the christians' plan to conquer Jerusalem.
Giudice
A 3-episode film starring popular comedians Franchi and Ingrassia. In the first episode, Carlo and Oreste are married to the same woman; when she delivers twins, they fight for paternity. In the second episode, Celestina needs a heir to receive her dead husband's fortune. In the third episode, young widow Daisy arrives in Italy to meet her deceased much-older husband's family and ends up marrying his great-grandson.
Femore
Американец, владелец секретной формулы «Кока-Колы», хочет продать её России за 1 доллар. Естественно, это не на руку определённым секретным службам.
Il podestà
In a little Sicilian village two hairdressers who are in love with the same girl manage to sabotage the bacteriological weapons the Nazis are preparing to use against the allied armies invasion.
Capitano sudista
A western comedy starring the Sicilian comedians Franco and Ciccio who produced dozens of such spoofs in the 1960s. This time, they quote mainly "The Good, the Bad And the Ugly". Ciccio is sergeant in the army and Franco volunteers to join (after too many drinks). Franco has a talking horse telling him where a treasure is buried. They have to get behind enemy lines in the civil war to get hold of it, though. (via IMDB- user unbroken metal)
2nd Sheriff
Two POWs learn of a treasure of gold hidden in a cemetery, and escape from their POW camp to look for it.
Giornalaio
Two dim-witted servants to an elderly, wealthy woman learn that they are to inherent the late woman's money, on the condition that they have to care for her rambuncous pet cat, which is not an easy thing to do so.
Franco, an Italian fisherman, witnesses a U.S. Air Force plane crash in the Mediterranean off Egypt carrying a nuclear weapon, and he is then persued by shady spy, named Ciccio, working for a spy organization led by the sinister Dr. Si (Yes) to find the atom bomb before anyone else does to blackmail the world, which leads to Franco and Ciccio forming an unlikely alliance to get the bomb for themselves.
Notaio
Another spoof from the Franco and Ciccio team in which the boys, who are running a scam pretending to be bounty hunters, are 'persuaded' to help a real bounty hunter discover a treasure by claiming to be the heirs of a deceased lawman.
Monsieur Lapipi
A tough CIA agent is called in to put a stop to a shipment of weapons to the Viet Cong from an arms smuggling ring in this intercontinental spy thriller.
Uomo col tic
Dim-wits Franco and Cicco try to come up with a plan to rob the safes of the Bank of Italy, but with one muddle after another, they find themselves empty-handed after each attempt to do so.
Il Maresciallo
Cafe owner
Two penniless Italian buskers want to go to the USA but get on the wrong ship and end up in South America in a concentration camp where they are rescued by American parachutists from. Afterwards they become big shots in the States but their dream comes to an end : they are sent to fight in Vietnam
Ivan
СССР запускает на Луну космический корабль с двумя космонавтами. Внезапно связь с ним теряется, и советские учёные решают, что корабль был уничтожен. Чтобы скрыть провал миссии, спецслужбы СССР решают запустить в космос двух итальянцев, как две капли воды похожих на «погибших» советских космонавтов.
Pastor
Nefarious villain Goldginger (Fernando Rey) is thwarted by bumbling secret agents Franco (Franco Franchi) and Ciccio (Ciccio Ingrassia) in his scheme to spark an international war by zombifying all government employees in this Italian spoof of the James Bond movies.
During the War of Succession, Franco and Ciccio are arrested for being accused of desertion from the Northern army. Rather than condemn them to death for his carelessness, they will be chosen for a special mission: to infiltrate as expert officers on a delicate espionage action.
cameriere
The film is composed of five episodes which depict Italians' love lives in the 1960s.
Re Hakim
Two competing teams of paparazzi try to enter a college to get a picture of an Arab Prince's fiancée.
Penniless Baron Tulicò, nicknamed Leopard, abandons his mistress, with whom he's had two sons, and marries a rich woman. The mistress tries to have her rights established with the help of her sons.
The commissioner (segment "Intrigo al mare")
Three episodes: In the first one a girl gets a journalist to help her recover a case with some precious designs in it; in the second a worker keen on helping his boss gets him into trouble instead and in the third one a shy boy who tries to impress women pretending he is tough ends up in hospital and falls in love with a nurse.
Il mediatore
In Sicily Franco and Ciccio are empowered by a local mafia man to guard for a wide range of salad. In reality however this is not simple salad vegetables but marijuana; the two bungling fools and friends do not realize it at first.
Blonde-haired Russian agent
Franco and Ciccio are two simple-minded Italian guys whom are mistaken by KGB spies by government agents from their government and other foreign governments.
Two attendants in a public toilet in New York save the life of the Mafia boss Attanasia. Attanasia turns one of them into a successful boxer by setting up his matches and makes the other into his right hand. When a gang war starts the two are accused of the murders and are sentenced to death. When the execution day comes they refuse to leave their cell, even when they are proved innocent.
the prosecutor
In the late 1800's, Sicilians Franco and Ciccio are serving 20 years of prison for stealing two mules, when they are helped to escape by an American who says he is a friend of their grandfathers, who were killed in Texas by a gang of bandits who wanted to take over their gold mine. The two friends travel to America to take posses of the gold mine, but they soon discover that they are not the only ones who want it.
Agente FBI
Two Sicilian cousins are forced to go to Japan to collect an inheritance. Once they arrive they realize they will have to adapt to the local customs. The tour will turn into a long series of troubles: the Sicilian cousins, to obtain the inheritance, will have to turn into real samurai.
Un ragazzo al carnevale
Маленький городок на Адриатике. Италия после военных страданий, разрухи и бедности, только-только начинает поднимать голову, просто жить, наслаждаться солнцем и морем, работать, устраивать семейную жизнь и веселиться! Но почему же пятеро молодых жителей городка чувствуют все большее неудовлетворение, все острее переживают невыносимость ничегонеделания, все сильнее хотят бежать отсюда? Куда угодно, только бежать!