Self (archive footage)
In 1978, CBS aired the “Star Wars Holiday Special” the week before Thanksgiving to an audience of 13 million people. Considered one of the worst shows in television history, it aired only once. George Lucas tried to bury it and an infamous camp legend was born. This documentary unravels the mysteries behind the most bizarre Star Wars spin-offs of all time.
Henry corwin (night of the meek)
The Christmas Fantasy "Night of the Meek" starring Art Carney as a drunken department-store Santa who experiences quite an epiphany on Christmas Eve. And “Five Characters in search of an exit”.
Andy Tracey (segment "Lovers")
The Great White Way comes into your living room via this disc of rare performances from some of Broadway's brightest luminaries. Culled from clips from the Tony Awards shows, this unique collection features acting powerhouses James Earl Jones, Annette Bening, Joan Allen, Joe Mantegna, Gary Sinise and Maggie Smith, among others, performing works by such playwrights as August Wilson, David Mamet, Wendy Wasserstein and more.
Ed Norton
Rediscover the comedy classic that features bus driver Ralph Cramden and his wife Alice, as well as their wacky friends Ed and Trixie Norton in this tribute collection of three documentary programs primarily consisting of numerous clips, bloopers, and improvised segments from the original TV series, as well as one full episode, "Letter to the Boss".
Clem Finch (archive footage)
Even more fun
Frank
Юному киноману Дэнни Мэдигану достается волшебный билет, который переносит его на другую сторону экрана. Мальчик оказывается рядом со своим любимым персонажем, знаменитым полицейским Джеком Слэйтером, и становится полноправным участником всех событий напряженного боевика.Впереди напарников ждет самое страшное испытание: Джек и Дэнни попадают в реальный мир, где непобедимый герой теряет свою фантастическую силу, и теперь он может погибнуть, как любой смертный. А для настоящих преступников непревзойденный супермен — всего лишь очередная мишень…
Da
Sentimental drama about an aging man's fond reminiscences of his relationship with his grandfather in 1950 midwest and the time they spent together raising racing pigeons.
Self / Ed Norton (archive footage)
Documentary about the life and times of Jackie Gleason.
Monsignor O'Brien
A priest goes to great lengths in an effort to get a teenage prostitute off the streets.
Henry Coogan
A young boy, who dreams of meeting the grandfather he never knew gets his chance, when an inventor friend constructs a time machine. After arriving in the past, it soon becomes apparent that his knowledge of the future could change the course of history.
Morty
Two con men take advantage of an emperor's vanity.
Moe Smith
The adventures of two retired vaudeville performers who become two of the best prohibition agents in the 1920's.
Mel Adler
An elderly man discovers that his son wants to put him in an old-age home. However, the old man's grandson refuses to allow it, and the man and his grandson wind up becoming roommates at the boy's college dorm.
Santa Claus
An oil company is exploring two Arctic sites for oil. The needed blasting at the first site rocks Santa Claus' North Pole village. He realizes that any blasting at the second site will destroy his home. He enlists the aid of a woman and her children to convince her husband (who works for the company) that the first site is where the oil they want is. Along the way, Santa explains all his secrets in delivering presents all around the world.
Bernard Crawford
Маппеты — выходцы известного ток-шоу, теперь еще и выпускники колледжа. Они полны решимости доказать всем свою уникальность и творческий талант. Следуя своей мечте, вся компания отправляется на улицы Манхэттена, разыскивая продюсера и попадая во всевозможные комические ситуации.
Morgens
Доктор Джадд Стивенс – практикующий психотерапевт. После очередного сеанса одного из его пациентов находят убитым. Полиция подозревает в случившемся Стивенса, а между тем за самим доктором начинает жестокую охоту таинственная преступная сила. Кто же тот загадочный псих, который пытается сжить его со свету и пустить под откос карьеру? Сорвать со злодея маску предстоит самому доктору Стивенсу.
Irv Manders
Чарли Макги кажется обычной счастливой девочкой восьми лет, пока что-нибудь не разозлит ее или не начнет угрожать ее семье. Тогда Чарли меняется: проявляется ее унаследованная от родителей смертоносная способность — зажигать взглядом все, что она пожелает. Чарли не всегда может контролировать свою силу и, возможно, когда она вырастет ее могущество будет опасно для всей планеты. Спецслужбы хотят использовать девочку и похищают ее, убивая при этом маму Чарли. Они хотят контролировать девочку… или уничтожить. Ее отец не в силах спасти дочку, но Чарли сумеет позаботиться о себе сама.
Harry Wickes
A physician frustrates his family in his fight to prove that an elderly man is not senile.
Tony
A wheelchair-bound, former boxer deals with his long estranged granddaughter whom is seeking financial help for her writing career and helping her loser boyfriend get out of debt with the local mob.
Self
Two delightful con men attempt sell a magic potion.
Charley Dunbar
Two men show up claiming to be the grandfather of a child heiress.
Mr. Behrman
An Easter Parable: As lingering pneumonia takes her will to live, a young girl decides that she will die when the last leaf drops from a dying vine outside her window. Her neighbor, an elderly artist frustrated by his inability to paint what is in his heart, follows the example of the Savior and makes the ultimate sacrifice to save her life. In doing so, he creates the masterpiece he has been struggling to paint.
Harry Truman
Centers on the events leading up to the cataclysmic 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens in Washington, with the story beginning on the day volcanic activity started on March 20, 1980, and ending on the day of the eruption, May 18, 1980.
Narrator / Blarney Kilakilarney (voice)
Sent in search of a Christmas tree, cabin boy Dinty Doyle lands on a mysterious, uncharted Irish island where he accidentally releases a bad-tempered banshee from her pine tree prison. Leprechaun Blarney Kilakilarney knows that in order to survive, the banshee will try to swipe his clan's pot of Christmas gold. With some magical assistance from Lord Patrick, the king of the wee folk, Dinty and Blarney make a plan to outwit the gold-hungry hag before Christmas morning dawns.
Walter Peary
A farmer's herd sickens and dies, then his family and neighbors fall ill, so he bucks the state agricultural establishment as he pursues the politically-explosive investigation of how his farm, family, and friends came to be poisoned.
Charlie Pickett
A junior executive is ordered to boost output in the hometown brewery where his old friends work.
Art Rooney
Based on Bleier's 1975 autobiography of the same name, it tells the story of how, after becoming a running back for the Steelers in 1968, he was then drafted by the U.S. Army during the Vietnam War.
Robert Stroud
Filmed on location at Alcatraz Island, this two-part "whole story" actually concentrates on a handful of the denizens behind the cold grey walls of "The Rock". Michael Beck plays the real-life Clarence Carnes, an Oklahoma Choctaw Indian said to be the youngest man ever incarcerated in the notorious maximum security prison. Serving a 99-year sentence for a gas station holdup and murder, Carnes makes periodic attempts to escape, the final attempt being the most violent. Many of the subordinate characters are fictional (as are most of the details concerning Carnes' escape efforts); the one exception is Robert Stroud, the "Birdman of Alcatraz", here portrayed by Art Carney as a gentle, kindly philosopher. Telly Savalas, a costar of the Burt Lancaster vehicle Birdman of Alcatraz, also guest starred in the 1980 film. Originally titled Alcatraz and Clarence Carnes, this made-for-TV movie wavers between gritty realism and "I'm bustin' outta here!" artifice.
Corpus C. Redfish
A young Texas good ol' boy has a knack with electronic equipment, and that talent gets him a job as a roadie with a raucous traveling rock-and-roll show.
Abe
Моряк Томми снимает квартиру в одном из самых неспокойных районов Нью-Йорка. В этих местах всем заправляет жестокая банда. Томми всячески избегал столкновений с бандитами, но как-то раз ему это не удалось...
Al
Три пожилых пенсионера — Джо, Эл и Вилли проживают в маленькой квартире в Нью-Йорке. Они живут за счёт чеков социального обеспечения и проводят дни, сидя на скамье парка, читая газеты, кормя голубей и обсуждая неприятных детей. Эта однообразная унылая жизнь приводит их к мысли… ограбить банк, чтобы хотя бы «красиво уйти» из незадавшейся жизни.
Frank Miller
When aging newspaper Editor Frank Miller is fired after decades of service and replaced by a computer, he cannot take this fate quietly. Frank becomes enraged and starts writing letters to his son, Richard, expressing his fury.
Pignose Moran
Mike Catton was once a world-renowned construction foreman (at least in the construction world), but an accident left him with a serious fear of heights. Unable to climb the big skyscrapers while under construction, he retired and became a truck driver. But when an old friend needs him to help put up a building, and when the old friend gets harassed and threatened by an Evil Corporate Type, he comes out of retirement and assembles the creme de la creme of the construction world. Together, they race against time to finish the building while the Evil Corporate Type tries to stop them.
Marcus
Авантюрная комедия о страховом агенте, который должен выехать в Акапулько, чтобы расследовать таинственную смерть одного магната. Чтобы сохранить свое инкогнито, он нанимает нью-йоркскую модель, которая должна изображать в этой поездке его жену. В Мексике красотка большую часть времени проводит на пляже, в то время, как ее фиктивный муж упрямо продолжает расследование, которое вполне может стоить им обоим жизни...
Grandpa Martin Vanderhof
Emmy winner Jean Stapleton and Academy Award winner Art Carney star in the Pulitzer Prize-winning comedy by George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart about a slightly daft family who do exactly as they please.
Sergeant
In a post-apocalyptic world divided between two groups called the Flockers and the Ravagers, an adventurer and his "pleasure girl" try to find their way to a rumored safe haven called the Land of Genesis.
Saun Dann
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo battle evil Imperial forces to help Chewbacca reach his imperiled family on the Wookiee planet - in time for Life Day, their most important day of the year!
Dr. Blaine / Dr. Bowers
Three movie genres of the 1930s, boxing films, WWI aviation dramas, and backstage Broadway musicals, are satirized using the same cast.
Ognir's Father
Ringo, stressed out by fame, trades places with a schmuck who looks exactly like him. Then the problems start!
Dr. Amos Willoughby
Недавно овдовевший хирург Чарли к большому удивлению своих друзей и коллег не долго скорбел по жене. Наоборот он пустился во все тяжкие, волочась за хорошенькими медсестрами в госпитале и оказываясь каждую ночь с новой женщиной в постели. Но однажды в госпитале случай свел его с одной из пациенток, которая так сильно запала ему в душу, что Чарли решил навсегда покончить со своей холостяцкой распутной жизнью. Однако это оказалось не так-то просто...
John Stark
The life story of Scott Joplin and how he became the greatest ragtime composer of all time.
Ira Wells
Для поддержания финансовой стабильности пожилой частный детектив Айра Уэллс специализируется в основном на бракоразводных процессах. После загадочного убийства его друга и бывшего партнёра по бизнесу Гарри Ригана Уэллс решает непременно найти преступника, а также завершить расследование начатого Риганом дела о пропаже кота эксцентричной особы по имени Марго Сперлинг.
Gramps / Dr. Wunderbar
It stars Art Carney, Sandy Duncan and Glen Campbell, each playing a dual role. Art Carney plays both a miserly grandfather referred to as "Gramps" and a jolly magician named Dr. Wunderbar. Sandy Duncan plays a Disneyland tour guide and Snow White. Glen Campbell plays a Disneyland cast member and Santa Claus.
J.J. Fromberg
A would-be filmmaker and actress shake up the industry with a trick dog who gets discovered by a studio bus driver in the 1920s.
Police Chief Paul Lanigan
In this pilot film, an Irish Catholic police chief and a Jewish rabbi join together to solve the murder of a housekeeper whose body was discovered by the front entrance of the rabbi's synagogue.
Mr. Slaney
Following twenty-three years of marriage to a philandering husband, divorcee Catherine Curtis begins life anew as a single woman.
Thornton Alman
A harrowing look at the 60s and early 70s through the eyes of Katherine Alman, a wealthy debutante who slowly, but inexorably spirals down into a fight for the causes that shook a nation, leading a path to the underground life. Written by Miguel Cane
Mr. Jacobs
Loosely based on the true story of the killing of Kitty Genovese: A young woman's murder is witnessed by fifteen of her neighbors who do nothing to help and refuse to cooperate with the police.
Deacon
W.W. Bright is a robber with a heart of gold who travels the South knocking off banks and gas stations owned by a corrupt businessman. When he hijacks a car, he meets an aspiring country band, the Dixie Dancekings, led by Dixie. The two sides eventually take a liking to one another, especially after the Dancekings realize the size of Bright's thefts. Trailed by religious zealot cop Deacon Gore, Bright helps the band make it big while on the run.
Malcolm Michaels
Главные герои — уже далеко не молодые супруги Майклс — после очередной ссоры, случившейся сразу после свадьбы их дочери, решают расстаться. С помощью друзей они пытаются начать новую жизнь.
Harry Coombes
Гарри - пожилой нью-йоркский вдовец, которого выгнали из его квартиры, поскольку дом предназначен на снос. Для дальнейшей борьбы за выживание у него нет ни сил, ни средств, а из друзей остался лишь верный кот Тонто. С этим единственным другом и отправляется он в путешествие в никуда по дорогам Америки.
Barney
A spinster and her widowed sister, who are the authors of murder-mystery novels, try to track down the killer of a former movie star. This TV pilot film became a series of rotating movies the following season.
Santa Claus / Cosmo Scam
Santa Claus and his elves are ready to deliver presents to children everywhere but Cosmo Scam has hatched a plan to kidnap Santa and take his place! One by one, Cosmo abducts Santa's elves and replaces them with his evil henchmen. Can Fred the Elf save Christmas before Cosmo burglarizes the world?
Technical Adviser (Joe X)
После 12-ти лет счастливой супружеской жизни Пол Мэннинг вдруг понимает, что его одолела скука. Приятель Эд Стэндер дает Полу совет: ему необходимо развлечься и завести интрижку на стороне, иначе — браку конец. Но порядочный семьянин совсем не готов прибегнуть к таким реанимационным мерам по спасению семьи…
Self
This promotional film showcases the automobile whose adventures are chronicled in The Yellow Rolls-Royce (1964). After the car is filmed in various European shooting locations, it becomes the star attraction in an international automobile show in New York City. We even see a fashion show whose colors and styles are based on the 1930 model vehicle.
Joey Friedlander
Три новеллы о любви и разлуке. Объединяет их «Роллс-Ройс»- именно он служит пристанищем для влюбленных. Увы, их первое свидание в силу разных обстоятельств обычно оказывается и последним, после чего владелец машины предпочитает избавиться от нее, но, похоже, этот «Роллс-Ройс» заколдован — с каждым следующим покупателем происходит то же самое….
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Film on presidential campaigns and the right to vote. Used as educational material in American classrooms.
Ernie Pandash
Ernie Pandish has tried to be a writer for years and has never made much money out of it. But now he seems likely to hit the big-time.
Self
A human, played by Art Carney, makes friends with a forest full of talking animals (played by the Bil Baird Marionettes). Together, they must decide what to do about the troublemaking wolf. This leads to a marionette presentation of Prokofiev's "Peter and the Wolf". —Albert Sanchez moreno a.moreno@mindspring.com
The Author
From the anthology series Studio One. On opening night, a playwright sits in a bar interacting with well-wishers and remembering the problems of getting a play ready for Broadway while anxiously awaiting the verdicts of the eight newspaper reviewers.
Animated theatrical liquor advertisement for Pleasant Moments Whiskey featuring all the animals in the countryside going to a picnic.
Band Member / Radio Announcer
Jimmy, the owner of a failed music shop, goes to work with his uncle, the owner of a food factory. Before he gets there, he befriends an Irish family who happens to be his uncle's worst enemy because of their love for music and in-house band who constantly practices. Soon, Jimmy finds himself trying to help the band by getting them gigs and trying to reconcile the family with his uncle.