Joachim Kemmer

Four aging animals, a dog, a cat, a donkey and a rooster escape from their former homes because they weren't as productive and useful for their owners as they used to be. To avoid death, they all move out on a musical journey to Bremen to find a better life.

В крохотной горной деревушке, куда добраться можно только вертолетом, всего несколько домов. Здесь хранят и соблюдают старые традиции. Весной справлялась свадьба. К деревне вышли голодные волки. Подвыпившие мужчины взяли ружья, сели в повозки и погнались за серыми хищниками.

Lawyer Fröhlich has specialised in divorce cases and has become a star in this field. Along the way, he also divorced his own marriage. But his daughter and former wife are an integral part of his life, as is his marriage-mad father.

An encounter with a blind man ends unexpectedly for Susan Howard. The supposedly helpless man stuns and kidnaps her. The case is handed over by the Home Secretary to Sir John, the head of Scotland Yard. He entrusts Chief Inspector Higgins and Superintendent Lane with the investigation. Their investigations quickly lead Higgins and Lane on the trail of murder, white slavery and blackmail.

Lady Osborne's gardener becomes the victim of a burglar when he catches him in the Lady's house. Soon more mysterious murders occur and Inspectors Higgins and Lane suspect a connection between the victims and the Lady's long-dead husband.

Whenever a criminal is killed in London, a black Jaguar is nearby, with a white cat always sitting in the passenger seat. Inspector Higgins and Inspector Lane find a joker card on all the victims. Their investigation leads them to a diamond smuggling ring.

Ernest, Ted and August fulfill their friend Carl's dying wish and take him to Heidelberg, where they all first met 45 years ago, to see his old girlfriend one last time. However, the locals won't talk about her, due to a WW2 secret.

Jojo was counting on his inheritance from a rich uncle to pay off his gambling debts, but the old man played a dirty trick on him, giving him custody of an oversized dog, and leaving the real cash in the hands of one of his neices. His comfortable fantasy of future solvency has been sorely tried; to restore it, he begins to try wooing his cousin Kathrin (the woman with the loot). However, as things progress, he finds himself actually falling for her, which is perhaps the only really decent thing that he's done in his adult life. When he and a gambling buddy take Kathrin on a jaunt to the south of France, things get pretty dicey when a corrupt cop comes onto the scene. In this romantic thriller, only one will survive.

A comedy directed by Franz Josef Gottlieb.

Два грабителя захватывают банк, взяв в заложники семеро его сотрудников и требуя выкуп в размере 3 млн немецких марок. Полиция не догадывается, что истинный "мозг" криминальной операции находится вне стен банка, но при этом всё видит и слышит, руководя действиями бандитов.

Picking up where "God Does Not Believe In Us Anymore" leaves off, Freddy struggles to find work after arriving in New York in 1940. His world of refugee acquaintances includes the depressed daughter of a poet/delicatessen owner, an aging surgeon who cannot find work, and a lovable charlatan photographer. Corti's trilogy continues with "Welcome in Vienna"

Meier, a paperhanger in East Berlin, inherits from his father in West Berlin. With this money he wants to fulfil himself the dream of his life: a journey around the world. He buys a forged West German passport and pretends to go on a trip to Bulgaria while he really is off to see the free world. When he wants to return to East Berlin he finds himself in an unbelievable predicament and his double life begins. He can't keep away from his East German friends. As with all the best comedies, the action builds up to an eventual crisis. It's a light comedy, which won several national Film Academy Awards. The film is very political, with lots of political jokes/innuendos which only Germans will understand. One is left feeling what a total obscenity that stupid Wall was, dividing one people for 30 years (1-2 Generations) simply by the coincidence on where you just happen to be in the early morning on the 13th August 1961.

Телевизионнный фильм. Третий фильм из цикла «Туда и обратно» австрийского режиссёра Акселя Корти. Два еврея — Фредди, эмигрировавший из Вены после гитлеровского вторжения, и Адлер, бывший левый интеллектуал из Берлина — возвращаются в 1944 году в Австрию солдатами американской армии. Фредди влюбляется в дочь фашиста, Адлер пытается перейти в коммунистическую зону. Однако с наступлением холодной войны и обострением антисемитизма, идеализм обоих разбивается о всеобщий цинизм, оппортунизм и самообман.

Tommi Fischer, a newly divorced copywriter is looking for a replacement mother for his son. When he falls for the emancipated costume designer Evelyn he soon finds himself in the undesired role of a stay-at-home dad.

После того, как полиция нашла одну женщину, та рассказала историю о том, как ее похитила и накачала наркотиками некая принцесса Арминда. В течении долгого времени полиция не могла накрыть сексуальный притон, поскольку принцесса имела высоких покровителей. Наконец они нашли женщину, которая помогла им проникнуть во дворец и арестовать Арминду.

Massage parlors are spread all over the world. Masseuses advertise even in "serious" newspapers in order to loose up every muscle. This movie reports about the experiences in the massage parlours of Rome, Bangkok, Paris, Copenhagen, Vienna, Zurich, Stockholm, Berlin, Nice and Munich. There is more truth in it than you would believe.

An American actress inherits a castle in Transylvania. What she doesn't know is that her ancestor, the Baroness Catali, was in actuality a vampire countess, and emerges from her tomb to ravage the nearby village and Catholic seminary.

Kurt Hoffmann's remake of his own 1953 movie based on the play by Curt Goetz.