I due carabinieri (1984)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 55M
Director : Carlo Verdone
Writer : Leonardo Benvenuti, Piero De Bernardi, Carlo Verdone
Synopsis
Two deadbeat friends barely pass the entrance exam for the Carabinieri, the national gendarmerie of Italy, but love for the same woman gets in the way.
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