Ma che colpa abbiamo noi (2003)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 54M
Director : Carlo Verdone
Writer : Piero De Bernardi, Carlo Verdone, Fiamma Satta, Pasquale Plastino
Synopsis
Seven people in a therapy group are forced to find new ways of coping with their problems when their therapist dies in the middle of a session.
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Seven people in a therapy group are forced to find new ways of coping with their problems when their therapist dies in the middle of a session.
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