Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (2008)
ジャンル : コメディ
上映時間 : 1時間 26分
演出 : sharp-ford
シノプシス
The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!
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冬休みを間近に控えた高校1年生の冬、涼宮ハルヒ率いるSOS団はクリスマスに部室で鍋パーティを開くことを決定した。気が早いハルヒは早速パーティの用意を始め、キョンたち団員もその準備に追われていたが、事件が起こることもなく至って普通の学校生活を送っていた。しかし12月18日の朝、いつもの通学路でキョンはクラスメイトの谷口に会い、昨日まで元気だった彼が突然風邪を引いたことに驚く。普段通りに谷口に話しかけるキョンだが、どこか会話が噛み合っていないことに違和感を持つ。
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