Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (2008)
장르 : 코미디
상영시간 : 1시간 26분
연출 : sharp-ford
시놉시스
The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!
Marnie Piper prepares to begin a new school year, she asks the Halloweentown Hot Witches' Council to work toward openness between Halloweentown and the mortal world. She proposes to bring a group of Halloweentown students to her own high school in the mortal world.
Two girls go away to a holiday resort looking for a change of pace, hoping to meet some nice men for a change. They discover that they can't find the perfect man, and this forces them to reconsider their attitudes to men in general.
When CIA operative Miles Kendig deliberately lets KGB agent Yaskov get away, his boss threatens to retire him. Kendig beats him to it, however, destroying his own records and traveling to Austria where he begins work on a memoir that will expose all his former agency's covert practices. The CIA catches wind of the book and sends other agents after him, initiating a frenetic game of cat and mouse that spans the globe.
After losing nearly all of an inheritance to taxes, sisters Kay (Betty Grable) and Barbara Latimer (Carole Landis), waitresses at a drive-in restaurant in Texas, scheme to find rich husbands. With the aid of their aunt Susan (Charlotte Greenwood), the sisters take the last of their money and head to a well-known Miami resort where they soon meet two wealthy young men, Phil (Don Ameche) and Jeff (Robert Cummings), who begin a fierce rivalry for Kay, not realizing that Barbara has fallen in love with one of them.
This is a great performance. Through yelling and energetic story-telling, he talks about marriage, drugs, being arrested (thanks to his ex-wife), pleasing women, religion, and much, much more.
When the mysterious Toy Taker grabs all of Santa's toys, it looks like the children will miss out on Christmas. But everyone's favorite reindeer, Rudolph, comes to the rescue with his lovable friends: Hermey the elf, Yukon Cornelius the grizzly prospector, the abominable snow monster Bumbles and Rudolph's very special friend Clarice. Together, they promise Santa they'll track down Toy Taker and rescue Santa's toy. Their incredible quest takes them on a wild adventure with Rudolph's red nose leading the way!
Emily (Sarah Paulson) and Ben (Eric Mabius) find their plans to marry on Christmas day coming apart at the seams when Ben is left to plan the wedding details after Emily is forced to go on a business trip. Though Emily, a perfectionist, is determined to have a fairytale wedding, she realizes that love is all that really matters when a freak storm threatens to keep her from making it home in time for the big day.
절도광인 엘레노어는 뉴욕시의 낯선 사람들을 찾아다니며 그들의 물건들을 훔친다. 하지만 무엇을 가져가도 만족하지 못한다.
'비치 파티'의 10대 무리들은 어느날 영국 팝스타 포테이토 버그의 방문을 받는다. 그는 귀여운 소녀 디디에게 반하고, 그녀를 계속 쫓아다닌다. 하지만 그녀에게는 남자친구인 프랭키가 있다. 한편, 개발업자 하비 헌팅턴 허니왜건은 그들의 해변을 사들여 성인들의 위락 휴양지로 만들려고 한다. 비키니 해변을 무대로 서핑을 즐기는 이 10대 애들이 반대하는 것은 당연하다. 결국 팝스타 포테이토 버그까지 합세하여 그곳을 휴양지로 만들려는 계획을 무산시킨다.
Winterbolt is trying to make the North Pole his evil wonderland, and it is up to Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and others to stop him.
Little Women is a coming-of-age drama tracing the lives of four sisters: Meg, Jo, Beth and Amy. During the American Civil War, the girls father is away serving as a minister to the troops. The family, headed by their beloved Marmee, must struggle to make ends meet, with the help of their kind and wealthy neighbor, Mr. Laurence, and his high spirited grandson Laurie.
When a suburban couple goes camping for the weekend at a remote beach, they discover that nature isn't in an accommodating mood.
When this year's round of unsuspecting Northerners fail to show up for their annual Guts N' Glory Jamboree, the residents of Pleasant Valley take their cannibalistic carnival on the road and head to Iowa where they encounter spoiled heiresses Rome & Tina Sheraton and the cast and crew of their "Road Rascals" reality show. Performing "The Bloodiest Show on Earth", our Southern Maniacs prove more than ratings killers in what John Landis has called "one of the rare sequels that surpasses the original".
마이클(폴 르 마트 분)은 석유탐사 전문가로 북극 지방 2개 지역에서 시추작업을 펼치고 있었다. 그러는 동안 아내 클로디아(재클린 스미스 분)와 아이들은 난쟁이 '에드'에게 이끌려 산타가 산다는 이상한 나라 북극 마을로 가게 된다. 그곳에서 산타클로스(아트 카니 분)는 B지역에서 석유시추 폭파 작업이 계속될 경우, 북극 마을은 모두 파괴되고 앞으로 산타클로스도, 성탄절 선물도 없어져 버릴것이라는 얘기를 들려주는데...
Part comedian, part madman magician The Amazing Johnathan brings his unique brand of comedy to DVD in The Amazing Johnathan: Wrong On Every Level – Uncensored. This all-new Comedy Central special showcases "The Madman of Comedy" at his best, hilariously skewering one magic trick after another with unexpected and sometimes gory results.
고교 1학년 겨울, 스즈미야 하루히가 이끄는 SOS단원들은 전과 다름 없는 평범한 일과를 보내며 다가오는 크리스마스에는 부실에서 전골 파티를 열 계획을 세우고 있었다. 하지만 12월 18일 아침, 평소의 등굣길에서 쿈은 감기에 걸린 같은 반 타니구치와의 대화가 이상하게 어긋나는 것에 위화감을 느끼는데, 교실에 들어가니 독감이 유행이라며 많은 사람이 콜록대고 있었고 자신의 뒷자리의 하루히도 그 중 하나였다. 점심시간, 쿈은 구니키다와 점심을 같이 먹는데 타니구치와 마찬가지로 대화가 잘 되지 않고, 그 때 독감에서 회복됐다는 여학생들이 교실로 들어오는데 그 중 반년 전 나가토 유키와의 전투에 패해 소멸한 후 표면적으로는 캐나다로 전학간 것으로 된 반장 아사쿠라 료코가 분명한 자신의 뒷자리인 스즈미야 하루히의 자리에 앉는 게 아닌가!
Jean-Pierre Savelli is a forty-something employee of an insurance company in Clermont-Ferrand who finds himself facing a mid-life crisis. When his fiancée Valérie decides to put their relationship on hold, he changes his holiday plans and heads for the Flots Bleus camping site near Arcachon. Jean-Pierre had been hoping for peace and calm. Instead he meets Patrick Chirac and his entourage of inveterate holidaymakers...
FBI 요원 말콤 터너(마틴 로렌스)는 러시아 갱단을 상대로 함정 수사를 펴던 중 발각되어 정보원을 잃고 만다. 갱단의 범죄를 입증할 증거가 담긴 USB 메모리는 정보원이 자신의 친구가 일하는 조지아 여자예술고교 도서관 어딘가에 숨겨놓은 상황. 한편, 힙합 스타를 꿈꾸는 말콤의 양아들 트렌트(브랜든 T. 잭슨)는 기획사의 계약서에 아버지의 서명을 받기 위해 몰래 따라왔다가 범인에게 얼굴이 노출된다. 이에 반드시 USB를 찾아야 하는 말콤은 빅 마마로 변신하여 여자예고의 기숙사 사감으로 취직하고, 빅 마마의 조카 손녀로 변장한 트렌트는 여자예고생이 된다. 좌충우돌 소동 속에서 말콤이 USB 수색에 전념하는 동안 동급생 헤일리(제시카 루카스)에게 반해버린 트렌트도 비밀스러운 이중생활(?!)을 시작한다. 그런 와중에 USB 메모리를 찾는 데 혈안이 된 러시아 갱단이 추격해 오는데...
'Tis the season to be cool, as Beavis and Butt-Head star in their own twisted version of two holiday classics. The ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future struggle to teach a Scrooge-like Beavis the true meaning of Christmas, while Charlie the angel comes down from heaven to show Butt-head how much better life would be without him. Will Beavis and Butt-Head learn their lesson? Does a snowflake have a chance in hell?
Ron White does an hour long standup routine about his life, things that bother him, and other thoughts.
