Michael Pataki

A collection of animations in various states of production featured on the Cans Without Labels DVD.

George Liquor and his nephews eat food from cans without labels. An animated epic with a budget of $136,723.

A misguided personal trainer struggles to clean up his life after he's sued by one of his clients, knocks up two women and suffers a major heart attack. Stars Jonathan Wade-Drahos, Ryan Bottiglieri, Bruce Dern.

Peter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

Boo-Boo gets fed up with the rules imposed on bears by humans and decides to return to his “wild” roots.

The Goddamn George Liquor Program was the first cartoon series to be produced exclusively for the internet.

The real-life California family doctor -- facing a jail sentence for money laundering and tax evasion -- recalls the events leading to the arrest of his notorious daughter, Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.

While in a mental ward, Johnny, a young amnesia-ridden man, befriends Laura, a blind middle-aged woman. However, as their friendship develops, so do feelings far more than that. Against the rules of the ward, the pair set out to elope at any cost. And even still, the dark truth of Johnny's true identity still awaits him.

Na luta com Drago, o lutador russo, Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) acabou recebendo uma lesão permanente. Assim é forçado a se retirar do boxe e, para piorar as coisas, descobre que seu contador roubou sua fortuna. Sem dinheiro e não podendo voltar a lutar, ele começa a treinar um jovem (Tommy Morrison) que promete ser um grande lutador. Mas seu trabalhado não é terminado, pois um empresário atrai o jovem pugilista com um alto salário, mas mestre e aluno ainda vão se reencontrar como rivais.

A rich sheik tries to steal hot tub business by marrying the owner. Her daughter and others foil the plot.

A renegade federal agent uses a new drug to create an army of unbeatable warriors.

Dez anos depois de seu massacre, o doentio Michael Myers está sendo transferido do sanatório de doentes mentais de Richmond, quando foge exatamente no dia de Halloween e vai atrás da sua sobrinha de sete anos, para matá-la. Conseguirá o Dr. Loomis impedir a investida de terror criada por Myers?

Danny Warren is a former minor-league shortstop that becomes a narc to uncover drug dealing in this situation comedy. Investigating at a high-school adult-education class, he falls for the tempting teacher. He joins a colorful group of characters that includes ex-cons, illegal aliens, and brain-dead baby boomers that cause more trouble than their younger counterparts. Swimming classes and wine tastings serve as background for a series of comic catastrophes.

A fake documentary about the rise and fall of the (real life) “flatulist” performer Le Pétomane, who narrates his story from Purgatory.

Steve is a talented gymnast who has given up competition and is working at his father's bike shop. Julie is the new girl at his old gym, who has moved to town to train with their powerful coach. Inspired by Julie, Steve resumes training. While dealing with the conflicts in their personal lives and the stress of training, they prepare for the US Olympic Trials.

Apollo (Carl Weathers) morre em uma luta com Drago (Dolph Lundgren), um invencível lutador russo. Assim, Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) decide ir até a União Soviética para enfrentá-lo e vingar o amigo.

Um policial de Nova York tem sua morte forjada pelo governo americano para que ele possa ser introduzido em uma organização secreta chamada CURE. Agora, com uma nova identidade e o rosto completamente modificado, Remo Williams (Fred Ward) é apresentado um velho coreano especialista em artes marciais que lhe dará treinamento especial para que ele se torne um assassino infalível, apto para cumprir a missão de proteger o presidente dos EUA.

A group of people who were the inspiration of an author's fact-based, best-selling book are invited to a party at a mansion in the Hollywood hills to celebrate the making of the book into a movie which a series of situations, and bed-hopping begins between all persons involved.

A man from the city returns to his small home town in the countryside to live like a farmer. He finds couple of friends among the locals, but people running the town want his land.

A beautiful lonely girl named Melissa tries to make new friends from a town she's currently living in. The only problem is, each of the boys that she spends time with end up brutally murdered. Her sixteenth birthday is on the way, but Melissa turns out to be a suspect when it seems she's the last person who has seen her boyfriends alive.

Cansado do ritmo frenético do mercado de ações e em busca de paz e sossego, Chuck Lumley, um analista financeiro, arruma trabalho em um necrotério. Mas após algum tempo é obrigado por seu chefe, que empregou o sobrinho no turno do dia, a trabalhar no turno da noite, para total irritação de sua noiva. Chuck, ainda tem de suportar seu novo assistente, Bill Blazejowski, um rapaz inquieto e falastrão que insiste em convencê-lo a aproveitar o pouco movimento do lugar para agenciar prostitutas sem cafetão e ganhar um bom dinheiro. Contrariando o bom senso, Chuck, gosta da ideia e resolvem transformar o necrotério em um bordel quando anoitece. As "profissionais do leito" são lideradas por Belinda Keaton, que com o assassinato do seu gigolô ficou "viúva" recentemente.

Tom and Dick Smothers play Bones Howard and Ryan Fitzgerald, a TV cameraman and intrepid reporter, respectively, involved in the race to find the buried treasure of Al Capone on Alcatraz Island at the former prison where he was imprisoned.

The musical uses the premise of a mysterious performance troupe, led by a Leading Player, to tell the story of Pippin, a young prince on his search for meaning and significance. In 1981, a stage production of Pippin was videotaped for Canadian television. The stage production was directed by Kathryn Doby, Bob Fosse's dance captain for the original Broadway production, and David Sheehan directed the video adaptation, with Roger O. Hirson in charge of the music. Ben Vereen returned for the role of Leading Player, while William Katt played the role of Pippin. However, this version was a truncated adaptation and several sections of the play were cut. An extended version running 135 minutes is also available.

Na pequena cidade de Potters Bluff, vários turistas são assassinados por um grupo de moradores, pórem, um tempo depois eles voltam a vida como moradores.

Laura é uma corredora do ensino médio que morre de repente de um ataque cardíaco. Depois do ocorrido surge um assassino vestindo um terno e uma máscara de esgrima e, um a um, ele começa a matar seus amigos na equipe de pista da escola. Os suspeitos incluem o treinador Michaels, a irmã de Laura, Anne, que chega à cidade para o funeral, o diretor da escola assustadora, Sr. Guglione, e Kevin, o estranho namorado de Laura.

Former Marshal Will Kane and his Amish bride, Amy, return to Hadleyville a year after he resigned and find the town in the grip of a bounty-hunting marshal and his two trigger-happy deputies.

Uma corrida debaixo d'água para salvar o Titanic e sua carga de defesa vital. Adaptado do best-seller de Clive Cussler, a história segue as aventuras do agente especial americano Dirk Pitt (Richard Jordan), e seus companheiros (Jason Robards, David Selby e Alec Guinnes) em sua jornada recuperar um material que tornará os EUA inexpugnável aos ataques atômicos. O naviio está muito fundo para os mergulhadores e a única solução é trazê-lo de volta à superfície. O incrível projeto deve ser gerenciado em segredo absoluto, devido à interferência mortal de uma nação rival. Mas quando o Titanic, finalmente é trazido à tona, descobre-se que a aventura está apenas começando!

In this actioner, a bounty hunter is assigned to bring back an enormous and angry ex-convict who wears a deadly glove made of leather and steel. Rock'em sock'em mayhem ensues.

A deranged engineer, bent on revenge for the deaths of his wife and daughter, sets two passenger trains on a collision course, and con-man Robert Fuller puts his life on the line to ward off the crash.

A highly romanticized dramatization of the life of Rocky Marciano, the only heavyweight champion to have retired with a perfect record.

An LA police officer is murdered in the onion fields outside of Bakersfield. However, legal loopholes could keep his kidnappers from receiving justice, and his partner is haunted by overwhelming survivor's guilt.

High school student Dana moves to the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles after her North Dakota parents get divorced and falls in with the wrong crowd.

Lee Cantrell, a young San Francisco attorney by day, at night becomes a samurai warrior, and battles a crazed multi-millionaire who is planning to destroy the city with an earthquake machine.

Transilvânia. Após 700 anos a rotina irrita o Conde Vladimir Drácula (George Hamilton). Assim quando ele é despejado do seu castelo, pois o governo comunista decidiu transformar o local em um centro de treinamento para atletas, Drácula decide ir para Nova York em busca do amor da sua "vida", Cindy Sondheim (Susan Saint James), uma top model que o conde só viu através de revistas estrangeiras.

Tenants share wild times in a Hollywood apartment building.

When politicians try to force out a renter in a corrupt real-estate deal, the man decides to take matters into his own hands. He takes a police officer hostage, hoping to expose the scam and save his home.

At the New York State University, one of Peter Parker's tutors has accidentally given three students all the materials they need to create an atomic bomb. While Peter Parker tries to find out what's happened, the police suspect him of the crime, and Peter has to deal with an attractive journalist determined to get an interview with Spider-Man. Then dastardly millionaire Mr. White shows up, and will stop at nothing to get his hands on the atomic bomb. Spider-Man must defeat this scheming villain and stop him blowing up the World Trade Centre.

Peter Parker é um jovem comum como qualquer outro, mas quando uma Aranha Radioativa o pica, ele ganha Super Poderes! Seu primeiro inimigo é um Homem que Hipnotiza as pessoas para cometerem suicídio, e apenas o Homem Aranha pode detê-lo.

A little girl convinces her attorney father to defend a mute war veteran accused of murdering a store owner.

A dramatic re-creation of the four-day span preceding and following the assassination of John F. Kennedy in November, 1963, drawn from authenticated events and eyewitness accounts.

It's the biggest event of the year — the Super Bowl! But the star players for the Cougars, gathered in New Orleans for the big game, are preoccupied with some serious off-the-field issues. Dave Walecki's marriage to his wife Nancy is falling apart, while Jim McCauley is involved in a shady deal with a management firm that could destroy his career. But that's nothing compared to the real drama. There's an assassin killing off many of the team's personnel (as well as their chances of winning)!

Vicki is seventeen and her older friends call her Jailbait. Her boyfriend Robert is frustrated because Vicki doesn't want to do the wild thing, but he's willing to wait. After a party gets out of hand, Vicki escapes with the help of Lorraine, who takes her in as a houseguest. While Lorraine teaches Vicki etiquette, Robert wonders what happened to his girlfriend. And Vicki soon learns more about Lorraine's job as an "executive liaison."

Na Transilvânia, soldados mexem numa tumba e acidentalmente libertam Zoltan, o cão vampiro de Drácula, e o servente imortal do conde que cuida do animal. Os dois seguem para os Estados Unidos à procura de Michael Drake, o último descendente de Drácula, que não sabe de sua ascendência. Pelo caminho, o servente e o cão deixam um rastro de morte e sangue e transformam outros cães em vampiros. Ao mesmo tempo, são perseguidos por um caçador de vampiros.

Tom and Jay are best friends. Tom is married to Sally and Jay is single. Tom and Jay are also stand-up comedians and their mishaps as they seek stardom as headliners are related.

Uma adaptação do conto de fadas, Cinderela traça as desventuras de nossa heroína, que, com a ajuda de sua madrinha "fada" (ou seja, gay), recebe proezas sexuais intensificadas para conquistar o Príncipe Encantado. Depois de uma orgia com os olhos vendados no castelo real, o príncipe nerd deve dormir com todas as mulheres dispostas em seu reino até encontrar aquela amante misteriosa que tanto "se destacou" na noite do baile sexual.

Em uma viagem para Palm Beach, onde vai inaugurar um museu composto de peças da sua coleção particular, o magnata Philip Stevens transporta em seu luxuoso Jumbo 747 a sua coleção de arte, tendo seus amigos como convidados. Mas o avião é sequestrado, sofre um acidente e cai no oceano, ficando submerso em águas rasas. Será que a tripulação e os passageiros conseguirão escapar antes que o avião seja invadido totalmente pela água do mar?

Two undercover cops find their avocation -- a musical act -- helpful in tapping informants on the Las Vegas Strip regarding the alleged kidnapping of a top entertainer in this pilot for a series that never materialized.

An insane surgeon finds himself up to his armpits in eyeballs after guilt prompts him to begin removing the eyes of abducted people in hopes of performing transplants on his daughter who lost her own in a car-accident he caused.

Hired to help launch a new hot rock group called "Tommy and the Penetrations," Mark finds himself dropped into the opulent drug-filled and orgiastic lifestyle of Hollywood. Mark is suddenly haunted by visions of a horny group of people everywhere he goes. Are they some sort of mind-bending fantasy or reality?

Three mental patients escape their asylum and sexually assault their way into a girl's private school. The girls education includes wrestling and karate, so the three mad men will find stern opposition when they least expected.

Two young men wanting to make a porno movie raise money from their family and friends by claiming that they're making a religious film. Complications ensue when the porno is a hit.

Dr. John Beck, recently married, decides to take his wife, Cathy, spelunking in Carlsbad Cavern. While there, Dr. Beck, who specializes in bats, is bitten by a fruit bat. He is then, inexplicably, transformed into a vampire bat. While he escapes and seeks help from another doctor, it is clear the treatments are not working. In fact, they are aggravating his condition. Dr. Beck unwittingly goes on a killing spree, catching the attention of Sergeant Ward.

Cult director Charles Band brings you this "Last Tango in Paris" spoof with editing by acclaimed filmmaker John Carpenter.

A gangster's former mistress hooks up with a troupe of circus midgets who, as a sideline, rob banks and casinos.

A Black hit man poses as a Baptist preacher in a ghetto church. He decides to take over the local rackets.

A social worker who recently lost her husband investigates the strange Wadsworth family. The Wadsworths might not seem too unusual to hear about them at first - consisting of the mother, two grown daughters and the diaper-clad, bottle-sucking baby. The problem is, the baby is twenty-one years old.

In Africa, four native women join and are hired to find a wealthy man's son who has disappeared, and use the opportunity to get revenge on a gang of mercenaries who have massacred the inhabitants of the womens' village.

The antics in a boarding house/nursing home run by mean Miss Victor (Betty Mitchell). Motley crew includes a heavily made-up dying man Mr. Griffin, who’s a vampire, semi-retarded lead Virgil and an ailing beauty Emily who is attended to by lesbian nurse Candy Samples.

A film crew shooting in the desert is terrorized by a vicious outlaw motorcycle gang (on dirt bikes, no less) who are after the women in the company.

A mentally and physically scarred monster rampages through the old west, killing and raping as he seeks to meet up with his cohorts in a bank robbery. He is pursued by a vengeful posse who have no thoughts of bringing him back for justice.

Num cemitério, casal de namorados é atacado por vampiro que mata o rapaz e estupra a garota. Meses mais tarde, ela dá à luz um filho que, uma vez crescido, sairá em busca de seu pai.

This bleak, cinema-verite influenced film chronicles the last few days in the life of a sad LA prostitute and her herione addicted friend.

A small-town district attorney is saddled with several major investigations, including a gambler's murder and a possible insurance scam.

A hippy couple travelling cross country run foul of a band of mercenaries.

Count Yorga continues to prey on the local community while living by a nearby orphanage. He also intends to take a new wife, while feeding his bevy of female vampires.

Six rough and tumble motor cyclists meet at the side of an empty highway to plan their adventurous excursion cycling to Los Angeles. The burly bunch are Michael (John Alderman), David (Tom Basham), Henry (Bob Bihiller), Arnold (Bruce Kimbal), Eddie (Henry Olek) and Ronnie (Maurice Warfield). They're deceptive: although they look like the adventure addicted non-conformists of today out to raise Hell as they brawl their way over countryside and local towns, actually the six are on a different type of trip to the City of the Angels.

Quando praticamente todos os moradores de Piedmont, no Novo México, são encontrados mortos após a queda de um satélite espacial, o chefe do Projeto Scoop da Força Aérea dos EUA declara uma emergência. Então um grupo de cientistas, liderados pelo Dr. Jeremy Stone (Arthur Hill), vão para uma instalação ultra segura conhecida como Wildfire para tentar descobrir e isolar uma possível forma de vida extraterrestre.

Grace is a troubled young lady with some serious daddy issues. She was adopted as a young girl and raised up in a family of traveling faith healers. After the patriarch of that little group passes away Grace's world is thrown into turmoil. The eldest brother turns his back on the family business in favor of medical school despite being engaged to Grace and she is left alone with the shady younger son who puts Grace in a skimpy leotard and incorporates some circus style showmanship to draw in the rubes.

Após vender uma quantidade razoável de cocaína, os integrantes da contracultura hippie Wyatt e Billy compram duas motos e partem numa viagem de Los Angeles até Nova Orleans, para ver um festival conhecido como Mardi Gras. Enquanto atravessam o país, os dois encarnam o espírito libertário dos anos 1960, mas se deparam com uma sociedade preconceituosa em seu caminho.

Motorcycle racer Rommel seeks vengeance against JC, a madman who murdered the sidehacker's fiancee.

Captain Kohler recruits an outfit of five American soldiers besides himself (dubbed "The Cut-Throats,") to attack a German stronghold to capture battle plans... although his real motive is to steal a cache of jewels that is Nazi plunder. After the enemy soldiers are gunned down, the beautiful women in the compound treat The Dirty Half-Dozen to a stage show and, later, themselves.