Kryptonita (2015)
The justice will get it
Жанр : фэнтези, фантастика, комедия
Время выполнения : 1Ч 20М
Директор : Nicanor Loreti
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Movie adaptation of Leonardo Oyola's novel, which tells the story of the legendary DC comics superhero, Superman, if he, instead of falling in Smallville from Krypton, would have landed in the heart of Isidro Casanova, in La Matanza, deep in the west side of Buenos Aires.
Трое друзей выпивают пиво в пабе. Рэй, один из них, знакомится с девушкой, которая утверждает, что является путешественницей во времени, и восторгается свершениями Рэя, которые он должен сотворить в будущем. Рэй считает это хитрым розыгрышем и рассказывает о встрече своим друзьям.В реальность истории им приходится поверить только после того, как, посетив мужской туалет, они выходят в ином времени. Они перемещаются во время недалекого прошлого, в момент, когда они только пришли в паб, затем посещают далёкое постапокалиптическое будущее, когда весь мир оказывается разрушен и испепелён, а по улицам ходят огромные насекомые. В будущем видят рисунки самих себя, сидящих за столом паба, попадают на вечеринку в свою честь и оказываются лицом к лицу с убийцей из будущего.
В начале четвертого тысячелетия в Галактике наступил сушняк — всю воду выпили. Перебиваются квасом и ракетным топливом. Но по воде скучают страшно, вплоть до рубки на мечах. Плюс боевые роботы где-то тут же бегают и мешают блистать космическим принцессам…
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